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They are not what they seem.

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Everything depends on his fraudulent image as a great businessman.

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American-style fascism must be forced back underground.

Trust us, they’re saying. We won’t turn our backs on America.

The president wins or something really bad happens.

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Fact: Donald Trump is rigging the election in more ways than one.