Jason Sattler

Jason Sattler, better known as LOLGOP on Twitter, is writer in Ann Arbor, Michigan. He was a columnist and member of the USA TODAY Board of Contributors from 2017-2021.

The great white cope

April 12, 2023 /

Think Trump is damaged? Meet Mickey Mouse’s harasser.

Musk sucks at Twitter, succeeds at fascism

April 3, 2023 /

It’s more a bad joke that’s gone on way too long than an evil plot – but at this point, what’s the difference? writes Jason Sattler.

House Republicans plan to crush your retirement savings

March 9, 2023 /

Why do we continue to believe the House Trumpists will swerve in their debt-ceiling game of chicken? asks Jason Sattler.

Forget Jeb! DeSantis

February 14, 2023 /

Back on Facebook, Trump = the Republican Party, writes Jason Sattler.

Obstruction in the House picks up where J6 left off

January 6, 2023 /

The 20 can’t quite trust Kevin McCarthy to blow up democracy.

If the Republicans take the Senate, that’s it. No more SCOTUS nominees for Biden

October 26, 2022 /

The only way to avoid this is to win states like North Carolina.

The unbearable sexism of the press covering Ron DeSantis more than Gretchen Whitmer

September 29, 2022 /

DeSantis has become the most overrated Republican politician since, at least, Chris Christie. And Whitmer may be the most underrated.

Starbucks CEO can’t see the free publicity in labor organizing

September 14, 2022 /

Failed presidential candidate Howard Schultz could kill the union drives sweeping up his company’s stores, its brand or both. 

Go ahead, celebrate. You need to

August 17, 2022 /

To win, the broad left has to do more than criticize.

Trump’s fear of looking like a loser could spoil the GOP’s advantage in November

August 1, 2022 /

Party leaders want the midterms to be about Biden.